• SUDDENLY GUNS
  • Viewers: fuck where did that come from -
  • John: nightmares oh god
  • John:
  • John:
  • John: I fucking hate my life.
  • Therapist: Have you been writing in your therupatic diary like I told you to?
  • John: MY EYES AREN'T GLISTENING WITH THE GHOST OF MY PAST
  • Mike: hey gurl hey
  • John: shitit'sthatguydon'tmakeeyecontact
  • Mike: HEY GURL HEY
  • John: Ohhh hi didn't see you there -
  • Mike: LOL GURL SO HOW U BIN, HOW'S LIFE?
  • John: I'm thirty-five, single, unemployed, skint, and I've got anxiety problems of some description and a limp.
  • Mike: GURL THAT'S SO RAVEN
  • John: what
  • Mike: what
  • John:
  • Mike: let me hook you up, man
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Sherlock: I love the smell of dead bodies in the morning
  • Molly: I love your face
  • Sherlock: Yes, thank you, I would like you to serve me some coffee, how thoughtful
  • Molly:
  • Molly: ok.
  • ~UPSTAIRS~
  • John: What are these new fang-dangly things they didn't have them in my day
  • Mike: that's a computer, John
  • Sherlock: Mike give me your phone
  • Mike: Do you know how at wildlife parks and stuff they don't let you feed the animals partly so that the animals don't get reliant on being fed by humans and then stop foraging for their own food?
  • Sherlock:
  • John: use mine.
  • Mike: This is John Watson. havethesexwithhim.
  • John and Sherlock: what
  • Mike: what
  • Sherlock: -text it- Afghanistan or Iraq?
  • John: the fuck -
  • Sherlock: smoothly interrupting you to casually accept fangirl-made coffee
  • Sherlock: hey molly
  • Sherlock: thank you for offering to make me this delicious coffee
  • Sherlock: -sips- mnn, tangy
  • Sherlock: you look ugly without makeup
  • Molly:
  • Sherlock: bye
  • Molly: ok.
  • Sherlock: We should be flatmates
  • John: what
  • Sherlock: I'll meet you at the flat ok
  • John: what
  • Sherlock: Goodbye Mr Army Doctor from afghanistan
  • Sherlock: say hi to your alcoholic brother for me
  • Sherlock: nice psychosomatic limp you got there
  • John: WHAT
  • Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes, 221b Baker St, exit stage left
  • Mike: ain't he so raven
  • ~LATER~
  • Sherlock: Check out the flat ain't it pretty don't you like it John, you must like it, I can clean up, look I'm cleaning up say you'll live with me say it
  • Mrs Hudson: You guys are such a cute couple
  • John: what, no
  • Lestrade: There's been a murder
  • Sherlock: HOORAY
  • Sherlock: come and see dead bodies with me, John
  • John: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I THINK I LIKE IT
  • ~CRIME SCENE~
  • Sally: freak
  • Sherlock: lol you're blowing one of the forensic team
  • Anderson: fuk u shercock u dick
  • Sherlock: i know you are i said you are but what am i
  • Body: pink
  • Sherlock: John what's your professional doctor's opinion.
  • John: ... yup she's dead.
  • Sherlock: DEDUCTING
  • John:
  • John: amazing brilliant fantastic
  • Sherlock: omg relyy
  • John: boy u mighty fine
  • Lestrade: I'm standing in the room still
  • Sherlock: lol you're all idiots I am the only one who sees the truth
  • Lestrade and John: what
  • Sherlock: laterz
  • ~AND THEN~
  • Phones: ringing
  • security cameras: spinning
  • John: the fuck is this
  • Mycroft: hey gurl
  • John: the fuck are you
  • Mycroft: I am suggestively frightening and I'm sherlock's arch enemy, my name begins with M, can you guess who I am
  • John: modesty?
  • Mycroft: gurl I like you
  • Sherlock: URGENT URGENT COME HOME AT ONCE THERE IS AN URGENCY
  • ~221B~
  • Sherlock: Pass me my phone.
  • John: you
  • John: you texted me to
  • Sherlock: and send a text please k thanks
  • John: Fuck you sideways, man
  • Sherlock: love you too
  • John: what
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: come to dinner?
  • ~ANGELO'S~
  • Angelo: you're such a cute gay couple
  • John: what, no
  • Angelo: So very cute and gay
  • John: no, sherlock, say something, tell him we're not gay
  • Angelo: I'll get some candles to set the mood to SEXY TIMES
  • John: NO DON'T GET CANDLES
  • Angelo: YOU'RE GAY
  • John: Why do I have an ominous feeling that this is going to happen again? Like reverse deja vu?
  • Sherlock: Keep an eye out for murderers 'kay
  • John: So er ... got a girlfriend? Or a ... boyfriend?
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: uh ... John ... look, it's very flattering and all but I'm taken
  • John: no -
  • Sherlock: My work is a jealous lover
  • John: no - what? I don't even want to consider how a relationship with investigating dead bodies works - no, I wasn't - no - I'M NOT GAY!
  • Sherlock: right.
  • John: right.
  • Sherlock: okay then.
  • John: yes.
  • Sherlock: SUSPECT AT TWO O'CLOCK
  • ~ROOFTOP CAR CHASE~
  • John: shit that was funny
  • Sherlock: I know right
  • Lestrade: DRUGS BUST PARTY AT 221B
  • Sherlock: THE FUCK IS GOING ON
  • John: wait drugs lol what
  • Sherlock: ~gaze~
  • John: ~gaze~
  • Lestrade: THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING IN THIS ROOM
  • Sherlock: DEDUCTING
  • Mrs Hudson: TAXI
  • Lestrade: MOBILE
  • Everyone: NOISE
  • Sherlock: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DICKS
  • Cabbie: come away with me, in the night
  • Sherlock: ok
  • ~DRIVING~
  • Cabbie: CLEVER SHIT
  • Sherlock: BORING
  • Cabbie: pick a pill any pill
  • Sherlock: CLEVERER SHIT
  • Cabbie: pick a pill anyway
  • Sherlock: sounds like fun
  • Cabbie: SUCKER -
  • John: I SAVE YOU
  • Cabbie: /dead
  • Sherlock: that's so raven
  • ~LATER~
  • Lestrade: tell me the things
  • Sherlock: look at my fucking ugly blanket
  • Lestrade: oh jesus
  • Sherlock: heyyyy john
  • John: heyyyyyy Sherlock
  • Sherlock: you saved me
  • John: for a minute there I thought my princess was in another castle
  • Sherlock: what
  • John: what
  • Mycroft: hey gurl
  • Sherlock: fuck off bro
  • John: why didn't you tell me he was your brother?
  • Sherlock: because he smells
  • Mycroft: you're so mean
  • Sherlock: lol John let's go get Chinese
  • John: ok
  • ~BITCHIN SLOW WALK~
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

pinecunt:

russellcampot:

fallonfanatic:

Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.

Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.

Linky to full story: [X]

Respect

He found him:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/

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rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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breebird33:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic

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carryonstarkid:

I will be writing a sociological research paper about the effects of the lyrics in Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines.

Please reblog this if you are a female who finds the lyrics of this song offensive or upsetting.

The equal post for men can be found here and for nonbinary/genderqueer here.

2ndhalfoflife:

notalwaysluminous:

True story: 

I was told (by a priest) that I didn’t have a choice to be gay or straight; I was gay and I had a choice to be authentic about who I am or hide it, and that God was really proud of the choice I had made.

That’s literally how it should be for everyone, because that’s how God actually feels, I think.

And this, friends, is the proper Christian response to coming out. I am so glad that you had this support.

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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milestaylorcosplay:

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

I SEE THIS ON MY DASH LITERALLY EVERY NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 3 AM AND IT NEVER CEASES TO BE FUNNY

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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

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